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Townsend Hall (ISR)

918 W. Illinois, Urbana

Score: -2639

1369 votes counted.

2.1 Smell

2.8 Crowdedness

2.8 Cleanliness

Townsend Hall (ISR)
Good (+2)
Average (+1)
Bad (-2)
On a scale of (1-5), 5 being the best smelling, the least crowded, and the cleanest...
1 2 3 4 5 Smell
1 2 3 4 5 Crowdedness
1 2 3 4 5 Cleanliness

Comments

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Comment (please refrain from excessive vulgarities)
wardallbestg says...

townsend sux

Donald's Penis says...

I leaked reproductive fluid into my daughter's private part in this bathroom

TOWNSHED says...

Chair

Newb says...

just saying thats a pic of wardall......

stan says...

wot da hell u guys doin i made the mistake of entering this washroom and o god i ded

IlliniDumps says...

I perform colonoscopies in ISR bathrooms.

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Know too much says...

Just to be fair about 1300 of these votes were done performed by a CPU in Wardall when we decided to literally take a shit on Townsend's score.

ALPHA PARTICLE says...

Funky smell in them. Too far from certain rooms, might as well wear "depends"

Me says...

The women's bathrooms have these huge gaps in the stalls that make it so easy for people to watch you poop! So this is the place for you if you're an exhibitionist.

Dominique Wright says...

Ya the urinals really are way too far away. I, like Erik, have to live my life as a micropenis man. Women always laugh at me. It's so small that I can't even aim when I pee and having a super loose butthole and shitting myself everyday doesnt help. Please add something to the urinals so I can aim my tiny **** and not miss all over the floors. Otherwise, I will take my shit business elsewhere. Thanks

The FAP King says...

they should start putting bottles of lube in very stall...anyone else agree?

Splooge Master says...

Ever wonder why the ceiling is so white ;)

Dominic Varela says...

My butthole is so loose that I usually end up shitting myself before I reach the toilet, they should put the toilets closer to the door so that I dont end up shitting my pants. Its not my fault that im so loose butthole.

Dallas Delaney says...

No matter how close I get to the urinal, I can't seem to get my pee to reach it because my **** is too small. They should have an extension coming out of urinal so that my embarrassingly small penis can aim the pee in the urinal.

Ken Nair says...

It's so dirty that I got herpes from sitting on the toilet.

Earl Moore says...

If I wasn't such a fat slob, all the bathrooms would definitely be cleaner. Sometimes I miss the toilet but I usually make it so sometimes it's ok.

Porclain Jockey says...

Tasteful comedy when shitting in urinal...don't go in there