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Clark Hall

1203 S. Fourth St., Champaign

Score: 8

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4.7 Smell

5.0 Crowdedness

5.0 Cleanliness

Clark Hall
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Comments

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Comment (please refrain from excessive vulgarities)
Miles says...

Those bigender bathrooms are lords gifts to us

Bowl Master says...

Has the foul one not done enough to the innocent souls of the floor of III?...Does his ancient and rotting anus have no end of spillage? Again, these behemoth haunches have left their mark...An oily dollop of butterscotch pudding lay obscenely in our hallowed sanctuary, with a foul odor of viscera and old hot dogs...BUT??? was that not enough??? No!!! The evil one then danced a jig of bliss on the steamy mound and by his stained feet, left its mark throughout...leaving us nary a place to tread...

Bowl Master says...

Aye, so close to the Christmas holidays...where men are so merry full of cheer....only to find that the dark one has once again defiled one our porcelain cisterns. Layered with the tar of his rotting bowels, it beckons to all who dare eye this ooze from hell..."Clean me, clean me...ohhhhhhhhh". Nothing is sacred...I must now lament on another throne...on another floor as this room is dead to me...

St. Chunkerton says...

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shatting of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy seat and thy rough paper they comfort me. Thou preparest a stall before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my bum with backsplash; my bowl runneth over.

Bowl Master says...

Cursed is the floor of III, as the dark one has been joined by a legion of foul minions, who leave their troughs full of the yellow foam...and deny their vile and diseased mitts the soap and water of purification...The once hallowed and pristine sanctuary of the men who shat before us is doomed to eternal damnation...

#2-B-Fair says...

what do you mean "you people"? It is the handy work of one. Everybody Poops #In-poo-siveIllinois

UnSungBSW says...

Part of my job is to clean the 3rd floor men's restroom, and I have to ask: what the hell is wrong with you people? Why do you keep crapping on the back of the toilets? How do you even do that?! You're sick

Bowl Master says...

The dark one has let loose his mighty and vigorous bowels on us without end...There is no refuge...Men of honor, called the BM Soldiers of War (BSW's) pledged their very lives and sanity to purge the oily masses...can now only shake their heads in horror as the onslaught continues ...May God have mercy on our souls...

Bowl Master says...

Up ye go...thrice to the floor of doom....It sits beckoning to all who may wander...BUT...if the dark one has preceded you...May God have mercy on your soul...It smells most foul.... musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of stools long-dead...

The Third Man says...

You would be wise to heed the warnings of the poor souls that have chunked before you in Clark Hall. You may experience a pleasant, clean environment with sunlight streaming in through the window, birds chirping outside; a veritable Shangri-la, providing the optimal environment for effective and enjoyable elimination. However, you may just as easily stumble into your favorite stall as a hellscape writ large, the putrid odor of the befouled bowl assaulting your senses, wrenching the very breath from your lungs. As tears stream down your face you will look to the heavens for salvation, but your God cannot help you now. Tread lightly friends...

The Watcher on the Stall says...

Clark is fairly clean until the daylight raid of the Brown Bandit. You never know where or when the bandit is going to strike but trust your nose fellows. If there is a foul Oder in the air, the Bandit has surely been there. Flee you must to another stall or poop you will find on your shoes in the hall.

Prince of Poop says...

Most Men's rooms fairly clean....but Pooper(s)beware....There is a serial "Flinger" loose on the premises...and strikes at random times....

J-Dog says...

Clark ain't bad, although cleanliness is time-of-day dependent. Someone likes to fling chunkers on the wall every so often