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Siebel Center For Computer Science

201 N. Goodwin Ave., Urbana

Score: 200

156 votes counted.

3.8 Smell

3.6 Crowdedness

4.1 Cleanliness

Siebel Center For Computer Science
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Janitor says...

My life is filled with cleaning hot feces that has been smeared into the floors of Seibel bathrooms. Sometimes I wonder what I've done to deserve such a fate. Why me? Then I remember that God gives the greatest challenges in life only to those who are capable of dealing with them. I will clean all the feces. It is my mission. My purpose.

Slipper says...

I slipped on a pasty feces that was on the floor. I fell and injured my anus in the process. Bad experience

Jeff says...

I stepped in a turd here. It was gross.

DatBoi says...

@Expecto Pooptronum the gap that separates CS and Dark Magic is very small. You should have taken potions or some shit. Btw my shitting experience here was excellent except for the fact that there was a massive turd on the floor that I nearly stepped in.

Expecto Pooptronum says...

Did you know that if you run full speed into a stall in Siebel with your pants off you get teleported to Hogwarts? I switched majors from CS to dark magic this way.

Shitty***** says...

Second floor single stall bathrooms are GREAT for shitting!!! Great environment, great shit. It just slides right out!

FloorShitter says...

It makes me sick how entitled the CS majors are when it comes to their pristine bathrooms. That's why whenever I happen to be around Siebel, I make it a point to go inside and shit on the bathroom floors. I also piss in the soap dispensers for good measure.

TheDumpster5000 says...

It was a great poop. The poop slid out like warm butter. The room was clean, compact, and aromatic, just like my poop.

anon says...

So clean I could study and eat in these bathrooms. Not that I would.

poonugget says...

they don't lock the toilet paper - perfect for broke cs majors who can't afford it

Jim McSquirts says...

Nicest place on campus, best place to be for that early morning release.

Ian Non-CS Major says...

Wish I could see this holy paradise but multiple times I was ousted by CS majors protecting there oh so sacred porcelain throne.

Anon CS major says...

The individual restrooms on the upper floors are very nice places to dump. The first floor restrooms, however, are not as nice but are still not bad. If you have to dump, go to the second floor if possible. Also, the men's restroom on the first floor has heating issues in the winter.

Dumpmin Jones says...

my dump today was glorious.... rip in peace downstairs bathroom toilet

Loki says...

highest caliber poop on campus.

Nature's Call says...

From a woman's perspective, the stalls are really nice because they're NEVER crowded. Smell ok too.

Sid says...

If its really busy, the bathroom will be packed, and you will get pooped on while you poop.

B-double O-T-Y says...

thiz iz da shizzznetz

Butt says...

the single bathrooms are awesome. a peaceful poo is a good poo.

Jake says...

Sometimes broken automatic sink faucets and out of paper towels.

Lost ECE Student says...

Took a dump on the top floor once. Thought I'd be in private. Unfortunately, it was the most interrupted dump i've ever experienced.