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Illini Union

1401 W. Green St., Urbana

Score: 1

48 votes counted.

3.1 Smell

2.5 Crowdedness

3.2 Cleanliness

Illini Union
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On a scale of (1-5), 5 being the best smelling, the least crowded, and the cleanest...
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1 2 3 4 5 Crowdedness
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Scooter says...

Being a tall man, I find the seats being far too short for my taste. Also, there is ALWAYS somebody else in the bathroom. I have never felt a sense of privacy here. The only redeeming quality is that the bathroom near the coffee shop has a dyson airblade dryer, which makes for a refreshing handwash.

Sore thighs says...

The 3rd floor men's bathroom has some of the most uncomfortable seats. The area between my thighs and butt hurts immensely now.

Carlisle says...

Some restrooms have original 1940-s fixtures, Some are stained. Newer Restrooms are very clean. Most urinals and toilets are Blowout type.

**** McGee says...

I only used the main floor's bathroom. And let me tell u-this is the worst dump to take a dump. There's piss stains everywhere. The dyson hand dryer has jiz in it. There was a guy fapping in the stall next to me. Some dude took a dump in the urinal. This other dude took a piss in the sink. This is the worst ****ing shit hole on campus.

Pooper alumnus says...

The second floor bathrooms by the RSOs were the best... I miss those.

Random Pooper says...

i prefer the bathroom on the southeast basement, only a few asians and bystanders ever pass by, except for the one time someone started changing in their stall, quite frightening indeed

Yep Sir says...

It all depends on where you go in the Illini Union because up on the main floor it's not the best but if you go down in the basement in the women's bathroom between the crepe place and the now computer lab that one is real nice. Not to mention the Dyson Hand Dryer.

Secret Bathrooms says...

I only rated the best bathroom. The bathroom on the second floor, next to the RSO complex, is the best bathroom in the building. It's always clean and never crowded. The outstanding poopability of this bathroom makes pooping anywhere else in the building a giant no-no.

Mysterious Pooper says...

Taking a dump here is like pooping in the middle of Times Square....

Nate says...

The john on the west side of the main floor is spotless, but perhaps too crowded for the self conscious dumper. The basement is where I prefer to poo on a daily basis- but pray that you don't get stuck in the stall without a door. That was the single worst experience of my life. While you're doing your business in the basement, enjoy the soothing sounds of the Asians playing DDR next door, and enjoy the sweet aromas of Chick Fil-A wafting in.

fulla shit says...

The dyson is in the basement where i took the most satisfying shit of my life i thought was gonna come out during my exam but made the photo finish.

Sid says...

if you're willing to make the trek, go up to the 4th floor. where is this dyson hand dryer?

IcedTea says...

DYSON HAND DRIER! **** YEAH!

mike hunt says...

the dyson is awesome

Dirk says...

This bathroom is often crowded and contains a slight stench, but has a Dyson hand drier, so it's okay.