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Alice Campbell Alumni Center

601 S Lincoln Avenue, Urbana

Score: 136

74 votes counted.

4.8 Smell

4.7 Crowdedness

4.8 Cleanliness

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John McDookie says...

I look forward to visiting as an alumni after graduation so I can terrorize that porcelain once again. Did it once Freshmen year, and man--nothing better since.

Brian says...

This was a great bathroom, don't get me wrong. But I got the vibe that I wasn't allowed in the building without official business. I think the receptionist was aware that I only came in to take a dump, since I was wearing a ripped t-shirt and stained basketball shorts. But the bathroom made it all worth it.

Fedora Dingus says...

Simply exquisite

George R Carlisle says...

Excellent and Clean. Unusual sink foucets in the handwashing basins. The building contains many bricks on the patio with names of distinguised Alumni, like my father, who was once "Mr. Pig" of Illinois.

George R Carlisle says...

Excellent and Clean. Unusual sink foucets in the handwashing basins. The building contains many bricks on the patio with names of distinguised Alumni, like my father, who was once "Mr. Pig" of Illinois.

Great for studying says...

Exquisite facilities for taking care of business. Rather than use the bathrooms on my floor in ISR, I often cross the street to go here instead. Also, I sometimes do homework here because the ambiance is excellent for concentrating.

Excellent says...

Excellent bathroom. I will say though, some of the reviews are overrated.

Anonymous says...

Akhil Tandon you aren't cool.

Akhil Tandon says...

I couldn't just *walk* into this bathroom. I had to enter wearing my Joseph Abboud tuxedo, Van Heusen shirt, Express tie and pants, Armani belt, and Gucci shoes. I had to wear my nautica cologne in order to even be accepted by this Titan-sculpted place of excretion. I first entered the bathroom and noticed the wonderfully cut marble sinks and beautifully tiled floors. Each stall was quartered off with a large wooden door, behind which was a metallic hook to hang my tux. The stall was lit by a hidden light so far above the toilet. The green slate colored tiles and walling made the feces pass through the rectal cavity most easily. Finally, when the deed was finished, the smooth, silk-like toilet paper massaged the anus to leave a clean, finishing touch.

Scooby says...

I'll try to be brief. I have the bowels of a 104 year old. My arsehole is comparable to a deflated balloon, so it is essential that I find somewhere to poop with adequate acoustics. Not only does this place have very little echo, but the stalls are quite roomy, too. Infact, I like them so much that I find myself visiting these bathrooms even if I don't need to use the toilets. Sometimes I'll just sit and read, do homework, skype with friends, etc. It's a very relaxing atmosphere.

Bathroom Ranger says...

Great bathroom if you can get over the feeling that you aren't classy enough to be pooing there.

Jelly says...

The first floor is easily some good stuff. The ambiance is set nicely by some dimmed lights and granite/marble/wood finish everywhere. Super great faucets for hygiene is still a top priority. Main downside is the lack of hook space for backpacks and jackets and stuff. Still, this is a must poop before you leave campus.

Father Time says...

Took a dump here while tripping on acid a few weeks ago, literally changed my perception of the human condition.

The Campus Pooper says...

As a resident expert on bathrooms (and the fastest pooper east of the Mississippi), I can definitively say that this is the best non-home bathroom ever. Roomy stalls, delightful smell and extraordinarily clean. This is the best place to poop on campus

Alumni expert says...

Seriously, the best bathroom on campus. No debate. Try it. If you're ever close enough to Krannert or ISR or anything in Urbana, this is the place to be. Hands down.